BRA Stick'm Ha Ha-Ha-Ha Stick'm BRA Stick'm Ha Ha-Ha-Ha Stick'm What ever happened to suburban rhythm? Why did Ed and Scott quit? Please don't go, Suburban Rhythm! All the other bands are just sh**! A real big fish en de la mer because I start a record company that's gonna repair They mess up all the lyrics and they got no style I say, "They're gonna get it right, but it might take a while"
(Do Wah!) Don't touch that dial I've never been told if we're that good And I said I'd never, never play with a ska band again I guess I never showed up What ever happened to suburban rhythm? Why did Ed and Scott quit? (Would you please drop some ba** and sh**?) Please don't go, Suburban Rhythm All the other bands are just sh** (You said it!)