Well it's one more boring Thursday night in Adelaide And it looks like everybody must have died There's no one on the streets and nothing on TV Well I think I'll go and burn my TV guide Doesn't Ernie Sigley bring you down? Don't you think Mike Willesee's a clown? Oh well I think I'd like to go and hear some rock'n'roll music played So I'll check the amusement pages of the paper Reggae bands doing one night stands at the Lion Hotel and Arkaba And the girl at the bar thinks I'm going to take her home in my MG and Hanging out at discos brings you down Hanging out at discos brings you down Down on Anzac highway in my rusty old FV And I'm looking for some food to take away
Finger lickin' kitten and a double fisted bun Well I've chewed and spewed and so I'm here to say Orange laminex pizza bars bring you down Orange laminex pizza bars bring you down Yes we know it was the festival of art and all that stuff And the culture vultures still sat on the fence Before you put your bum on those plush red seats take a look in your backyard Don't we need some changes in this town? Arty farty cities bring you down Don't we need some changes in this town? Before you put your bum on those plush red seats take a look in your backyard Don't we need some changes in this town?