Lights, camera, distraction!
From such show business pretension
Where's your invention baby?
Save yourself and k** the drama
Save yourself and k** the drama!
You play the telephone game
Whisper, Whisper, Whisper, Whisper!
Betsie's always dropping names
Save yourself and k** the drama
Save yourself and k** the drama
Lay off the theatrics!
Lay off the theatrics!
Lay off the theatrics!
Lay off the theatrics…
Such is this scenario played out a million times
Make up and costumed clothes
This joke got a great punch line!
You're such a joke, oh baby
Drape this dramedy with such ordained disdain
Blackguarded character
You scoundrel, you…
Drape this dramedy with such ordained disdain
Blackguarded character
You scoundrel, you
Feed me another line
I'll believe you this time, oh girl
Feed me another line
I'll believe you this time, oh girl
Feed me another line
I'll believe you this time, oh girl…
You make love to the he-said, she-said scene
These lines are spoon fed direct from the drama queen
You're no royalty
You're no royalty
You're no royalty
You're no royalty…
It's curtain call