A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho
Sir Psycho Sexy, that is me
Sometimes, I find I need to scream, ahh
He's a freak of nature but we love him so
He's a freak of nature but we let him go
Deep inside the Garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard-on bleeding
There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no, that would be treason
Believe me, Eve, she gave me good reason
Booty, looking too good not to be squeezing
Creamy beaver, hotter than a fever
I'm a giving 'cause she's the receiver
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Making her feel like an over-achiever
I take it away for a minute, just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
He's the man that I met one time
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
He's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
He's the man, he's the man, he's the man
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (yeah)
He's a freak of nature but we love him so
He's a freak of nature but we let him go
I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile
She said "get out and spread your legs"
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop, she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy, I'm telling you
She stuck my bu*t with her big black stick
I said "what's up? now, s** my dick"
Like a ram, getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch, so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Propping her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped, Ooo, that's tight
I swatted her like no S.W.A.T. team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
I'm the man that you met one time
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
I'm the man that leaves you blind
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah
I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, yeah (sh**)
Hello, young woman that I love
Pretty, punk-rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked, if you will
In your arms, in your legs, in your p**y, I'd k**
To be with you
To kiss with you
I do miss you
I love you
Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down ....lay me down
Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down ....lay me down
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me, Lord, to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety-split, go snap-snap
Girl getting off all in my lap
The tallest tree, the sweetest sap
Blowing my a** right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while