You've been calling me dirty names all night
You've been calling me every Goddam thing in sight
Yeah so I stay out late
With those friends of mine
But I always come home
And surely that ain't no crime
So stop calling me those dirty names alright
Curse at me just one more time
And you'll becalling sweet Jesus on the line
Curse at me just one more time
And you'll be begging his forgiveness
You're hollering and saying I ain't true
But I just been out drinking
And you know I wouldn't cheat on you sugar
Well you think I got two personalities
But each one of them is always willin to appease
So stop calling me those dirty names alright
Curse at me just one more time
And you'll be calling sweet Jesus on the line
Curse at me just one more time
And you'll be praying his forgiveness
Nice to have known you
Please don't slam the door
You've been calling me dirty names all day
Now there's nothing, nothing left to say
If I'm so bad then being married to me
You'd have to be mad putting up with me
So stop calling me those dirty names alright