Where is the dude who can do it for us
He's gonna lay down the law without a big fuss
He can finger the Jew who really k**ed Jesus
He'll reel and he'll rock but he's a good old cous'
Where is the dude, the man of steel
Who made this depression look like the old new deal
He can act empathetic, but he really don't feel
He's as young as Prozac, he's as old as the wheel
We're digging a hole, we're roasting a pig
Let's turn the radio up loud, we'll dance an old jig
Drink enough till we just sit and stare
Who can take us there
Disintegration man
Where is the dude who can rock the house
He can hit like Cain, but he's cute as a mouse
He's too busy to work, but he don't gripe or browse
He's a well-heeled gentleman, an eloquent sound
He's a new instigator for the paradigm shift
When he's slamming it down it'll feel like a lift
He's a doctor, a poet, he's a friend to the stars
He's the man from Venus, he's the woman from Mars
We're digging a hole, we're roasting a pig
Let's turn the radio up loud, we'll dance a fine jig
We'll fire up the light bed, we'll all get a tan
Who'll give us the plan
Disintegration man
Don't give me the usual, that tired old swill
The man who'd have us drinkin' old Bushmill
He'll turn water into wine, boys into men
Before I have another, he'll turn them back again
He'll have perfect hair, a southern drawl
He'll court and boss us well as old Saint Paul
He'll have soft sad eyes and a steely grin
He'll make you feel good doing anything like you really can
He'll smoke cigarettes, drink coffee from a chain
He might even dabble in crack c**aine
He'll make us pay the price, we won't feel no pain
We'll feel we're living the dream in the carpool lane
We're digging a hole, we're roasting a pig
It's just some doughnuts with my Dodge, it's a great out way
We'll burn down the house, we'll live off the land
Who'll give us the plan
Disintegration man, disintegration man
Disintegration man, disintegration man
Disintegration man, disintegration man
Disintegration man, disintegration man