Where is the dude who can do it for us He's gonna lay down the law without a big fuss He can finger the Jew who really k**ed Jesus He'll reel and he'll rock but he's a good old cous' Where is the dude, the man of steel Who made this depression look like the old new deal He can act empathetic, but he really don't feel He's as young as Prozac, he's as old as the wheel We're digging a hole, we're roasting a pig Let's turn the radio up loud, we'll dance an old jig Drink enough till we just sit and stare Who can take us there Disintegration man Where is the dude who can rock the house He can hit like Cain, but he's cute as a mouse He's too busy to work, but he don't gripe or browse He's a well-heeled gentleman, an eloquent sound He's a new instigator for the paradigm shift When he's slamming it down it'll feel like a lift He's a doctor, a poet, he's a friend to the stars He's the man from Venus, he's the woman from Mars We're digging a hole, we're roasting a pig Let's turn the radio up loud, we'll dance a fine jig
We'll fire up the light bed, we'll all get a tan Who'll give us the plan Disintegration man Don't give me the usual, that tired old swill The man who'd have us drinkin' old Bushmill He'll turn water into wine, boys into men Before I have another, he'll turn them back again He'll have perfect hair, a southern drawl He'll court and boss us well as old Saint Paul He'll have soft sad eyes and a steely grin He'll make you feel good doing anything like you really can He'll smoke cigarettes, drink coffee from a chain He might even dabble in crack c**aine He'll make us pay the price, we won't feel no pain We'll feel we're living the dream in the carpool lane We're digging a hole, we're roasting a pig It's just some doughnuts with my Dodge, it's a great out way We'll burn down the house, we'll live off the land Who'll give us the plan Disintegration man, disintegration man Disintegration man, disintegration man Disintegration man, disintegration man Disintegration man, disintegration man