(*Rebecca Mayes)
Here at last a hardcore game on the wii that's nasty*
Stylized violence that we call comedy
Like itchy and scratchy, like tom and jerry.?
I just stabbed a guy through the eye with a road sign
Pulled out his heart with my bare hands, do i feel alright??
No I feel dirty, there's really something quite unnerving
About all the latent perving in the disturbing commentary
You're trying way too hard
Like a disillusioned nerd
Who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you
The coolest kid in school
It's far too short and the weapons are far too few
And I have to redo the whole level
So i give you a headbu*t with the nunchuk?
I feel giddy, visually it gets really busy
And my heart feels dizzy in this sadistic comic book
You're trying way too hard
Like a disillusioned nerd
Who thinks chainsaws and swear words will make you
The coolest kid in school