[Intro: Real Rudeboy]
The bird of Hermes is my name eating up my wings to make me tame haha... Nosferatu
[Verse 1: Real Rudeboy]
When you see me walking down the street
I'm not quite, what you expected
Maybe because I'm a V-A-M-P-I-R-E newly erected
Infected, feels like I've been molested
My mommas soo protective as my daddy's soo rejected
My life is soo affected, I wish I could be so c-connected
God keeps testing me that's why the best of me, supports the devil in me (Akuma Inai)
The only remedy is my weaponry
So my mic keeps telling me, heavily
I've been soo especially blessed with destiny
My words will be the birth of your girls pregnancy
Creating enemies full of jealously
Slowly showing you this chemically secret recipe
Steadily I'm a keep rapping this melody til I'm seventy
It's therapy so tred carefully
(Grrrrr)
As I'm breaking record labels doors down with the words open sesame haha
(Hmm I need a victim, Reecey find me a victim, I need to feed)
[Verse 2: Real Rudeboy]
You pretty white girl standing over there
With the long black hair please come over here
I've got sweets to share
But your never even gonna get a chance to taste them
I'm gonna come an put you in the corner to waste them
A cherry p**y pop is what I wanted for pudding
Lickity lick, Lickity split in the alley while I'll feasting upon your likkle clit
Lip licking, that's why I can spit soo fast
I'll be speaking to your secondary lips while I'll smack that a**
Smash, whip lash upon your neck
I'm grinding your bones like a giant green Yoda
But just remember that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder haha
(hmm that pale skin is ravishing.... More I want more)
[Verse 3: Real Rudeboy]
Victim number three was a best a friend to me
But he left me im the dark, which grew up my purple heart
So I got a suit of iron, an no I'm not Tony Stark
The imaginable cannibal I don't wear the skin
So please don't call me Hannibal
I'm admirable, all about the practical
I leave no evidence behind because my tongues soo flammable
Soo radical, I don't even live in the capital, yeah
My flows soo mechanical the entertainments laughable
So don't start to get grammatical
Or I'll break your f**ing clavicle
(Thank you Reecey my bellys full until next time ha ha ha)
[Hook: Mackenzie O'Guin]