[Intro: A.I.W Sample]
But I don't want to go among mad people
Ohh you can't help that
Most everyone's mad here haha, hahaha
[Verse 1: Real Rudeboy]
So it's Rudeboy and I'm mad as the hatter
You can hear the pitter patter, of tiny little feet
Down the street, making a beat, sound so sweet
But I'm mature as cheddar and you can tell that I'm vintage by writing this likkle letter
Please pluck an pull feather and put me together, my life is on the never never
Never ending, story I make these rhymes up mr. Jackanory
I'm king of the mix, in all it's glory
Uri gella bend a spoon, I'm the coon from another moon
Ass shines soo brightly I'm now the baboon of the country
That's a monkey, a real racial slur
Only kid in my high school without a pretty bird
That's absurd, ya heard cus I'm a 1/4 Asain, black, white, Maltese and every girls pursasion
It's invasion, when I be making this sh** look easy peasy lemon squeezey
1993 was the birth of lil Reecey, so
[Hook: Real Rudeboy]
(Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me
Go and get some individuality
Unique style with a body on me ha
Everybody love a bit of Reecey
(Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me
Insane mind now blame it on your daddy
Tatt your skin up, and sag those jeans ha
You could be just like me haha
[Verse 2: Real Rudeboy]
So it's Rudeboy and I'm mad as the hatter
I repeated the first line, an it didn't even matter
Because I've got the chatter
The moves like jagger
And if you give me a chance I'll rap a likkle faster
But the whacker the rapper
The sh**ter the swagger
I ain't a slacker like Techca Nina be sayin'
I am the master preaching rhymes faster like a pastor
An while I be at home
Ha you need that jäger bomb
That appled flavoured one
To feel the high I'm on
While your girl be gone
An just remember I'll be making her one crazy lady
Hooked, line an sinker
Ready to make a baby, maybe
Uh-uh no, no not til I'm 25 I'm told
But I need to hurry an find a p**y to drink
My specimen of s**m specifically s**ed out of a super steady sippy cup
While that s** be tough, soo
[Hook: Real Rudeboy]
(Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me
Go and get some individuality
Unique style with a body on me
Everybody love a bit of Reecey
(Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me
Insane mind with a crazy flow me
Tatt your skin up, and sag those jeans
You could be just like me haha
[Verse 3: Real Rudeboy]
I'm psycho
Insanely f**ing crazy
Flow better than that Slim Shady
M-A-D that's Rudeboy baby
Alright, I'm psycho
Insanely f**ing crazy
Flow better than that Slim Shady
M-A-D that's Rudeboy baby, haha
[Hook: Real Rudeboy]
(Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me
Go and get some individuality
Unique style with a body on me
Everybody love a bit of Reecey
(Ohh) Put your hands up and get mad like me
Insane mind with a crazy flow me
Tatt your skin up, and sag those jeans
You could be just like me haha
[Bridge: Real Rudeboy]
Ha, you could be just like me
Ha, you could be just like me
Ha, you could be just like me
Ha, you could be just like me
Ha, you could be just like me
R-U-D-E-B-O-Y that's me baby, that crazy Rudeboy haha
[Outro: A.I.W Sample]
Have I gone made?
I'm afraid so, your entirely bonkers
But I'll tell you a secret
All the best people are