[Verse 1: Real Rudeboy]
Fowphibious words soo mysterious Likkle bit insidious
(Ugh yeah) quite hideous
Let's get serious, like a white man opening the door just curious
Doctor, doctor he must be delirious with this oblivious ridiculous resilience experience
Because I'm all about the multi lyrical syllable
Not typical flow, soo fastidious
I've mastered, the games anatomy
Didn't even go to the musical, academy
Because I'm from another galaxy
With a super advanced deluxe alchemy
That's fantasy, an I'm full of vanity
Your 2faced like my double glazings opacity
The enemy yin to the yang remedy
It's chemically medically the equivalent of jealously
And everybody's asking (OMG who k**ed Kenny)
Some people say my English, they can't understand it
So let's get devilish, bilingual
Don't modify the set it's not the wrong signal
Time to rap in Japanese and feel the tingle
Watashi wa kono sekai ni bugai-shada
Subete no watashi no resu de watashi wa jibun no bunka o kazaru
Unmein-oitazura to unmei no kawarime
Fantaji no maho no tochi de
But watashi wa Sumisu-san desu besuto in the west
I just said I am Mr. Smith and I'm the best
So when I show you my light sabre
You'll think I'm darth vader
Red stick everywhere, space invader
An I'm still looking for the lady of my dreams
Amongst a many queens
Of all the different themes
I'm not judging by your jeans size
But I'm just looking for the gene prize haha
[Verse 2: Real Rudeboy]
Japan...
My spirits from the land of the rising Sun
But a Japanese girl will bare my future son
Looking for a likkle iddy biddy love from the mom
While I be making the money from music, entertaining the crowd for fun
I still got it, even though I slowed up the flow
Soo narcotic it's addictive like the d** compared to blow
You know you'll be bobbing your head while you listen to the show
Spreading the word and making it known
That Rudeboy's here, an ready to go
Because the day is upon us when I can say, I made it
I been working soo hard, I collapsed and fainted
And now my souls soo tainted even though I'm very painted
My musical talents shows I'm very sainted
In a way I suppose you could say I'm from another planet
The one that no one even wanted to go and inhabit
My personalities resides the inside of a pomegranate
The forbidden fruit of pa**ion im unique to my fashion
Captain dragon full of action, with the fiery slashing
But if you come to get to know me you'll find that I'm quite dashing
You see looks can be deceiving, so don't ever judge the cover
I ain't no like any other colour brother
I'm still working soo hard even though it's the summer
And if you think this song was whack then please buzz ther buzzer
I'll try harder next time haha