Fahrenheit 451: Beatty's Speech to Montag
Beatty took a full minute to settle himself in and think back for what he wanted to say.
"When did it all start, you ask, this job of ours, how did it come about, where, when? Well, I'd say it really got started
around about a thing called the Civil War. Even though our rule-book claims it was founded earlier. The fact is we
didn't get along well until photography came into its own. Then--motion pictures in the early twentieth century.
Radio. Television. Things began to have ma**."
Montag sat in bed, not moving.
"And because they had ma**, they became simpler," said Beatty. "Once, books appealed to a few people, here, there,
everywhere. They could afford to be different. The world was roomy. But then the world got full of eyes and elbows
and mouths. Double, triple, quadruple population. Films and radios, magazines, books levelled down to a sort of
paste pudding norm, do you follow me?"
"I think so."
Beatty peered at the smoke pattern he had put out on the air. "Picture it. Nineteenth-century man with his horses,
dogs, carts, slow motion. Then, in the twentieth century, speed up your camera. Books cut shorter. Condensations,
Digests. Tabloids. Everything boils down to the gag, the snap ending."
"Snap ending." Mildred nodded.
"Cla**ics cut to fit fifteen-minute radio shows, then cut again to fill a two-minute book column, winding up at last as a
ten- or twelve-line dictionary resume. I exaggerate, of course. The dictionaries were for reference. But many were
those whose sole knowledge of Hamlet (you know the title certainly, Montag; it is probably only a faint rumor of a
title to you, Mrs. Montag) whose sole knowledge, as I say, of Hamlet was a one-page digest in a book that claimed:
now at least you can read all the cla**ics; keep up with your neighbors. Do you see? Out of the nursery into the
college and back to the nursery; there's your intellectual pattern for the past five centuries or more."
Mildred arose and began to move around the room, picking things up and putting them down. Beatty ignored her
and continued
"Speed up the film, Montag, quick. Click? Pic, Look, Eye, Now, Flick, Here, There, Swift, Pace, Up, Down, In, Out, Why,
How, Who, What, Where, Eh? Uh! Bang! Smack! Wallop, Bing, Bong, Boom! Digest-digests, digest-digest-digests.
Politics? One column, two sentences, a headline! Then, in mid-air, all vanishes! Whirl man's mind around about so
fast under the pumping hands of publishers, exploiters, broadcasters, that the centrifuge flings off all unnecessary,
time-wasting thought!"
Mildred smoothed the bedclothes. Montag felt his heart jump and jump again as she patted his pillow. Right now she
was pulling at his shoulder to try to get him to move so she could take the pillow out and fix it nicely and put it back.
And perhaps cry out and stare or simply reach down her hand and say, "What's this?" and hold up the hidden book
with touching innocence.
"School is shortened, discipline relaxed, philosophies, histories, languages dropped, English and spelling gradually
neglected, finally almost completely ignored. Life is immediate, the job counts, pleasure lies all about after work.
Why learn anything save pressing bu*tons, pulling switches, fitting nuts and bolts?"
"Let me fix your pillow," said Mildred.
"No!" whispered Montag.
"The zipper displaces the bu*ton and a man lacks just that much time to think while dressing at dawn, a philosophical
hour, and thus a melancholy hour."
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Mildred said, "Here."
"Get away," said Montag.
"Life becomes one big pratfall, Montag; everything bang, boff, and wow!"
"Wow," said Mildred, yanking at the pillow.
"For God's sake, let me be!" cried Montag pa**ionately.
Beatty opened his eyes wide.
Mildred's hand had frozen behind the pillow. Her fingers were tracing the book's outline and as the shape became
familiar her face looked surprised and then stunned. Her mouth opened to ask a question . . .
"Empty the theatres save for clowns and furnish the rooms with gla** walls and pretty colors running up and down
the walls like confetti or blood or sherry or sauterne. You like baseball, don't you, Montag?"
"Baseball's a fine game."
Now Beatty was almost invisible, a voice somewhere behind a screen of smoke
"What's this?" asked Mildred, almost with delight. Montag heaved back against her arms. "What's this here?"
"Sit down!" Montag shouted. She jumped away, her hands empty. "We're talking ! "
Beatty went on as if nothing had happened. "You like bowling, don't you, Montag?"
"Bowling, yes."
"And golf?"
"Golf is a fine game."
"Basketball?"
"A fine game."
"Billiards, pool? Football?"
"Fine games, all of them."
"More sports for everyone, group spirit, fun, and you don't have to think, eh? Organize and organize and super
organize super-super sports. More cartoons in books. More pictures. The mind drinks less and less. Impatience.
Highways full of crowds going somewhere, somewhere, somewhere, nowhere. The gasoline refugee. Towns turn into
motels, people in nomadic surges from place to place, following the moon tides, living tonight in the room where you
slept this noon and I the night before."
Mildred went out of the room and slammed the door. The parlor "aunts" began to laugh at the parlor "uncles."
"Now let's take up the minorities in our civilization, shall we? Bigger the population, the more minorities. Don't step
on the toes of the dog-lovers, the cat-lovers, doctors, lawyers, merchants, chiefs, Mormons, Baptists, Unitarians,
second-generation Chinese, Swedes, Italians, Germans, Texans, Brooklynites, Irishmen, people from Oregon or
Mexico. The people in this book, this play, this TV serial are not meant to represent any actual painters,
cartographers, mechanics anywhere. The bigger your market, Montag, the less you handle controversy, remember
that! All the minor minor minorities with their navels to be kept clean. Authors, full of evil thoughts, lock up your
typewriters. They did. Magazines became a nice blend of vanilla tapioca. Books, so the damned snobbish critics said,
were dishwater. No wonder books stopped selling, the critics said. But the public, knowing what it wanted, spinning
happily, let the comic-books survive. And the three-dimensional s** magazines, of course. There you have it, Montag.
It didn't come from the Government down. There was no dictum, no declaration, no censorship, to start with, no!
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Technology, ma** exploitation, and minority pressure carried the trick, thank God. Today, thanks to them, you can
stay happy all the time, you are allowed to read comics, the good old confessions, or trade journals."
"Yes, but what about the firemen, then?" asked Montag.
"Ah." Beatty leaned forward in the faint mist of smoke from his pipe. "What more easily explained and natural? With
school turning out more runners, jumpers, racers, tinkerers, grabbers, snatchers, fliers, and swimmers instead of
examiners, critics, knowers, and imaginative creators, the word `intellectual,' of course, became the swear word it
deserved to be. You always dread the unfamiliar. Surely you remember the boy in your own school cla** who was
exceptionally 'bright,' did most of the reciting and answering while the others sat like so many leaden idols, hating
him. And wasn't it this bright boy you selected for beatings and tortures after hours? Of course it was. We must all be
alike. Not everyone born free and equal, as the Constitution says, but everyone made equal. Each man the image of
every other; then all are happy, for there are no mountains to make them cower, to judge themselves against. So! A
book is a loaded gun in the house next door. Burn it. Take the shot from the weapon. Breach man's mind. Who knows
who might be the target of the well-read man? Me? I won't stomach them for a minute. And so when houses were
finally fireproofed completely, all over the world (you were correct in your a**umption the other night) there was no
longer need of firemen for the old purposes. They were given the new job, as custodians of our peace of mind, the
focus of our understandable and rightful dread of being inferior; official censors, judges, and executors. That's you,
Montag, and that's me."
The door to the parlor opened and Mildred stood there looking in at them, looking at Beatty and then at Montag.
Behind her the walls of the room were flooded with green and yellow and orange fireworks sizzling and bursting to
some music composed almost completely of trap drums, tom-toms, and cymbals. Her mouth moved and she was
saying something but the sound covered it.
Beatty knocked his pipe into the palm of his pink hand, studied the ashes as if they were a symbol to be diagnosed
and searched for meaning.
"You must understand that our civilization is so vast that we can't have our minorities upset and stirred. Ask yourself,
What do we want in this country, above all? People want to be happy, isn't that right? Haven't you heard it all your
life? I want to be happy, people say. Well, aren't they? Don't we keep them moving, don't we give them fun? That's
all we live for, isn't it? For pleasure, for titillation? And you must admit our culture provides plenty of these."
"Yes."
Montag could lip-read what Mildred was saying in the doorway. He tried not to look at her mouth, because then
Beatty might turn and read what was there, too.
"Colored people don't like Little Black Sambo. Burn it. White people don't feel good about Uncle Tom's Cabin. Burn it.
Someone's written a book on tobacco and cancer of the lungs? The cigarette people are weeping? Bum the book.
Serenity, Montag. Peace, Montag. Take your fight outside. Better yet, into the incinerator. Funerals are unhappy and
pagan? Eliminate them, too. Five minutes after a person is dead he's on his way to the Big Flue, the Incinerators
serviced by helicopters all over the country. Ten minutes after d**h a man's a speck of black dust. Let's not quibble
over individuals with memoriams. Forget them. Burn them all, burn everything. Fire is bright and fire is clean."
The fireworks died in the parlor behind Mildred. She had stopped talking at the same time; a miraculous coincidence.
Montag held his breath.
"There was a girl next door," he said, slowly. "She's gone now, I think, dead. I can't even remember her face. But she
was different. How—how did she happen?"
Beatty smiled. "Here or there, that's bound to occur. Clarisse McClellan? We've a record on her family. We've
watched them carefully. Heredity and environment are funny things. You can't rid yourselves of all the odd ducks in
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just a few years. The home environment can undo a lot you try to do at school. That's why we've lowered the
kindergarten age year after year until now we're almost snatching them from the cradle. We had some false alarms
on the McClellans, when they lived in Chicago. Never found a book. Uncle had a mixed record; anti-social. The girl?
She was a time bomb. The family had been feeding her subconscious, I'm sure, from what I saw of her school record.
She didn't want to know how a thing was done, but why. That can be embarra**ing. You ask Why to a lot of things
and you wind up very unhappy indeed, if you keep at it. The poor girl's better off dead."
"Yes, dead."
"Luckily, queer ones like her don't happen, often. We know how to nip most of them in the bud, early. You can't build
a house without nails and wood. If you don't want a house built, hide the nails and wood. If you don't want a man
unhappy politically, don't give him two sides to a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. Let
him forget there is such a thing as war. If the Government is inefficient, top-heavy, and tax-mad, better it be all those
than that people worry over it. Peace, Montag. Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to
more popular songs or the names of state capitals or how much corn Iowa grew last year. Cram them full of noncombustible
data, chock them so damned full of 'facts' they feel stuffed, but absolutely `brilliant' with information.
Then they'll feel they're thinking, they'll get a sense of motion without moving. And they'll be happy, because facts of
that sort don't change. Don't give them any slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way
lies melancholy. Any man who can take a TV wall apart and put it back together again, and most men can nowadays,
is happier than any man who tries to slide rule, measure, and equate the universe, which just won't be measured or
equated without making man feel bestial and lonely. I know, I've tried it; to hell with it. So bring on your clubs and
parties, your acrobats and magicians, your dare-devils, jet cars, motorcycle helicopters, your s** and h**n, more of
everything to do with automatic reflex. If the drama is bad, if the film says nothing, if the play is hollow, sting me with
the Theremin, loudly. I'll think I'm responding to the play, when it's only a tactile reaction to vibration. But I don't
care. I just like solid entertainment."
Beatty got up. "I must be going. Lecture's over. I hope I've clarified things. The important thing for you to remember,
Montag, is we're the Happiness Boys, the Dixie Duo, you and I and the others. We stand against the small tide of
those who want to make everyone unhappy with conflicting theory and thought. We have our fingers in the dyke.
Hold steady. Don't let the torrent of melancholy and drear philosophy drown our world. We depend on you. I don't
think you realize how important you are, we are, to our happy world as it stands now."
Beatty shook Montag's limp hand. Montag still sat, as if the house were collapsing about him and he could not move,
in the bed. Mildred had vanished from the door.
"One last thing," said Beatty. "At least once in his career, every fireman gets an itch. What do the books say, he
wonders. Oh, to scratch that itch, eh? Well, Montag, take my word for it, I've had to read a few in my time, to know
what I was about, and the books say nothing! Nothing you can teach or believe. They're about nonexistent people,
figments of imagination, if they're fiction. And if they're nonfiction, it's worse, one professor calling another an idiot,
one philosopher screaming down another's gullet. All of them running about, putting out the stars and extinguishing
the sun. You come away lost."
"Well, then, what if a fireman accidentally, really not, intending anything, takes a book home with him?"
Montag twitched. The open door looked at him with its great vacant eye.
"A natural error. Curiosity alone," said Beatty. "We don't get overanxious or mad. We let the fireman keep the book
twenty-four hours. If he hasn't burned it by then, we simply come and burn it for him."
"Of course." Montag's mouth was dry.