[INTRO]
Do ya ever have people in your life that just su*k?
well this songs about them
[Chorus]
b*tch; you su*k; like uh vacuum cleaner
Va-va-va-va-va-va-va vacuum cleaner
b*tch; you su*k; like uh vacuum cleaner
su*k; su*k; su*k
Like uh vacuum cleaner
My friends list bout to get leaner
Cuz' you su*k
like uh vacuum cleaner
Think I need to do a spring cleaner
Cuz' you su*k like uh vacuum cleaner
[VERSE 1]
Used to be scared; to - be - alone
(had) bad friends - just wanted to bone
Won’t pick up; whenever they phone
Got no time; I'm- in— the— zone
Jet setting; Saigon to Rome
Hong Kong milk tea. with. uh. scone.
Michelin star; dessert made from foam
now I'm the one; (who) - getting blown
got uh hammam for my throne
everything (made) from soapstone
Razzlekhan, becoming hella known
Met gonna have my street fashion shown
All you fake fu*ks, I do NOT condone
Pussy sheeple, with no backbone
Even my fam, I can disown
I invest, I do not loan.
motherfu*kers! don’t b*tch and moan
you done reaped what you have sewn
[VERSE 2]
b*tch I got standards
Clingers, lamer than lanyards
My calls, you never answers
this sh*t is backwards
Do you grow or are ya stuck??
No time for a fake f*ck
I’m too busy — employing
you’re just — annoying
good times — you’re destroying
(when) you leave - it’s more enjoying
I may be neurotic
but our friendship toxic
All you do is talk sh*t
Smoking on the chronic
but don’t do no boss sh*t
I build things robotic
Growth rate like a rocket
vacations always tropic
you so dated- like (mother fu*king) bop it
[VERSE 3]
Don’t hit me up —if you need— a favor
What do I look like — some kind of savior?
didn’t show - up - to my Jamboree
(so) you’re uninvited—to my next party
I know you heard- that Chapelle gonna be there
I ain’t coming — to your wingding, neither
No, I don’t wanna hang — with uh skeezer
You gold-digging! — new boyfriend is uh geezer
What part of friendship — do you not get?
Try to make plans, but you never commit
I get more value when I’m taking uh sh*t
just wanna pop you, like uh BIG (old) zit
All you ever do is —talk about yourself
But our friendship — is —bad for my health
Broke-ass or billionaire
I don’t - care
Never gonna judge you; for what - you wear
But I hate touristic sh*t — like times square
So please, don’t take me there!