[HOOK] He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob Anything for a handy Anything ya want for a handjob He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy [VERSE 1] I grabbed the lamp First thing I noticed it was kind of damp And sticky, yes, definitely sticky Okay, let’s try a quicky I gave it a good tug And out burst a genie on a jizz stained rug Razz, thanks for freeing me I’m your new genie You can call me “D”! Because you’re very good with your hands Your every wish is now my command! [HOOK] I'll give ya anything you want for a handjob Anything for a handy I'll give ya anything ya want for a handjob Anything you want for a handy [VERSE 2} Girl, you remind me of Shaharazad But she ain’t got your bod She was the last one who did it this good Damn! Look at D’s morning wood Then I started to remember grandpa’s words What if he was trying to warn me about this perv? This guy was definitely creepy But he was a genie And infinite wishes were worth a lot Even if I gotta jerk this guy off
Damn I gotta jerk this guy off [HOOK] He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob Anything for a handy Anything ya want for a handjob He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy [VERSE 3} So let’s set a few ground rules down If you want me to keep you around Everytime I want a wish I have to rub your... “dish”? That’s right I’ll do anything for you As long as you grab it tight And stroke it right Okay, this could work Anything I want For a single jerk? [HOOK] He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob Anything for a handy Anything ya want for a handjob He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy [VERSE 4} But something about this genie was weird How would he look without his beard? This wasn’t a genie after all But he could give me anything I wanted at all This was no ordinary perv: It was Mark Zuckerberg! "fu*king Mark Zuckerberg? Razz, you jacked off Mark Zukerberg. fu*king disgusting" "In Razz we trust, she's the queen of shamelessness and disgust"