[HOOK]
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob
Anything for a handy
Anything ya want for a handjob
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy
[VERSE 1]
I grabbed the lamp
First thing I noticed it was kind of damp
And sticky, yes, definitely sticky
Okay, let’s try a quicky
I gave it a good tug
And out burst a genie on a jizz stained rug
Razz, thanks for freeing me
I’m your new genie
You can call me “D”!
Because you’re very good with your hands
Your every wish is now my command!
[HOOK]
I'll give ya anything you want for a handjob
Anything for a handy
I'll give ya anything ya want for a handjob
Anything you want for a handy
[VERSE 2}
Girl, you remind me of Shaharazad
But she ain’t got your bod
She was the last one who did it this good
Damn! Look at D’s morning wood
Then I started to remember grandpa’s words
What if he was trying to warn me about this perv?
This guy was definitely creepy
But he was a genie
And infinite wishes were worth a lot
Even if I gotta jerk this guy off
Damn I gotta jerk this guy off
[HOOK]
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob
Anything for a handy
Anything ya want for a handjob
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy
[VERSE 3}
So let’s set a few ground rules down
If you want me to keep you around
Everytime I want a wish
I have to rub your... “dish”?
That’s right
I’ll do anything for you
As long as you grab it tight
And stroke it right
Okay, this could work
Anything I want
For a single jerk?
[HOOK]
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handjob
Anything for a handy
Anything ya want for a handjob
He’ll give ya anything you want for a handy
[VERSE 4}
But something about this genie was weird
How would he look without his beard?
This wasn’t a genie after all
But he could give me anything I wanted at all
This was no ordinary perv:
It was Mark Zuckerberg!
"fu*king Mark Zuckerberg? Razz, you jacked off Mark Zukerberg. fu*king disgusting"
"In Razz we trust, she's the queen of shamelessness and disgust"