There's a wasp nest on my back porch It might be a cause for alarm There's a wasp nest on my back porch It might be a cause for alarm There's some holes in my screen door And the little critters is all swarm To fix the holes, it's gonna take Some hairpins and some wire To fix the holes, it's gonna take Some hairpins and some wire
If a wasp is to sting you It burns like a righteous hellfire Them goddamn wasp is good for nothin' They're lowdown, miserable, mean Them goddamn wasp is good for nothin' They're lowdown, miserable, mean For the time being, I'll just swat at 'em Till the holes is patched up in my screen Oh, Lord