Waiting for them to pop up
I got my bu*ter and maple syrup
Strawberries on the side in a cup
and then some whipped cream
but only a dollop
Hot waffles two by two
and I'll probably have some more
when I'm through with you
Waffles in my eyes
are like the cheese to a mouse
that's why I currently reside
inside a Waffle House (Chorus)
Delicious waffles on my brains
causing hunger pangs
I have to get me some
delicious waffles
Yum I don't care where they sell them
I'll swim all the way to Belgium
Stand back I'm like a dangerous felon
in a crazy feeding frenzy every time
that I smell them
Grandma makes them best
with some chocolate on top
I'll probably die of diabetes
if she doesn't stop
I eat awful fast
when I eat waffles slow
so you can bet your mola**es
I'll never let go this Eggo (Chorus repeated)