If you're ever in a jam, here I am
And if you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
And if you ever feel so happy
You land in jail. I'm your bail
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are soon forgot
Ours will still be hot
If you're ever up a tree, just phone to me.
If you ever loose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are soon forgate
Ours will still be great
If they ever black you're eyes, put me wise
Well, if they ever cook your goose, then turn me loose
And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are soon forgit
Ours will still be it
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever loose your mind, I'll be kind.
And if you ever loose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh.
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are are up the crick, ours will still be slick.