[Intro: HIGHsenberg (Tuco Chainz)]
Way, Way, Way up!
Turn it all up
I have no snare in my headphones
Where's the snare?
(Dude there's no snare in this song)
Ight, there it go
Coming at you from LOL Out Loud Records
This that debut sh**
(We go by Rapping Bad, Tuco Chainz)
HIGHsenberg
Man you know there's two sides to everything
Tuco, why don't you tell em?
[Verse 1: Tuco Chainz]
So I wake up, the day is screeching out for me
Oh that's just my alarm singing songs to thee
Songs that I know and grew up jammin' to
That's some nostalgia that I just went through
Now I ain't gonna fight you, hate you, or doubt you
But I might pick your brain a little and see what you're about dude
And if I like what I see and you live like you're free
Then it's cool if you wanna come and roll with me
I ain't gonna act like I'm hard or bada**
I'm a pretty average guy and I'm just trynna make some cash
So I can go on my way and I can fly til I'm gray
To the land that they call far far away
But this ain't no fairy tale, some story from the bible
This is my life that I'm livin' and I'm fighting for survival
I'm just trying to drink a little and have a little fun
We really only have time for it now while we're young
I'm only nineteen and b**hes f** with me
I'm having the time of my life at a University
Land of the free, home of the brave
I plan on being me until the day I meet my grave
[Verse 2: Tuco Chainz]
Now this is where I get politically incorrect
Not the same guy from the first verse is it? I think my neck is starting to sweat
What gets me hot and bothered are these f**ing two faced b**hes
I swear they want to get smothered they must have some d**h wishes
(He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?)
You're god damn right I just did! And if she ain't tight
I'll throw her out the f**ing car, just outta spite!
Oh you don't like me anymore do you? Or maybe you do
Something like Slim Shady coming out of me like it comes out of you
We all have our demons some larger than others
You better run for cover 'fore we all start k**ing one another
But I ain't scared of sh**, enough is enough!
Talk about me wrong and I'll have your head chopped off!
And just for the fun of it, I'll get that thing stuffed!
Smoke a little weed to take the edge off
Hold that sh** down man, even if you cough
Time's running out on the clock I see
Maybe I'm just paranoid, f** I got nowhere to be
Yo HIGHsenberg, show them what a living paradox looks like
[Verse 3: HIGHsenberg]
I hate myself, but I love my life
Third times a charm, but I did it twice
I stay on the path and still make a new trail
And I admire Slug but I'm gonna step on a snail
Not musically talented but I love to write raps
My luck is constipated but I'll still win at craps
I'm very athletic even if I had a limp
I get rejected by women but I still act like a pimp
I hate my life, but I love myself
My childhood was revived by Buddy the Elf
I'm top drawer but I've never been on the shelf
And who are you gonna believe? Me or yourself
I'm trusted, like a bank but I don't receive deposits
If I had to describe me in one word then I guess it'd be opposite
I got a big mouth but have always kept them secrets
I'm very co*ky but only for the women with D cups
I don't like games with numbers but I'm great at foreplay
Hell I can work a ho in her garden better than Jose
The rest of y'all tried to be rappers but only farted
I'm done with this song but damn right I'm just getting started