RAP WARZ
The Rockers
Versus
Apple Computer Inc
BEGIN!
[Shawn “The HeartBreak Kid” Michaels]
Hey Jabroni
Tune up Garage Band so I can turn you into macaroni
Sweet Chin you downtown like police with a criminal
Right Now, It Seems, your Apple I is a mineral
Found only in pawn shops for cheap prices along with your calculator
When I'm done with you, I'll be saying “Mr. Wozinak, see you later!”
[Steve Wozinak]
Well Shawn
I disagree
On Wikipedia, my biography is longer
Even though you may be stronger
Yours only features your fake wrestling moves
And your lousy career, where everything you did was an EPIC FAIL!
Now you'll be sent down to Apple Jail!
But first I'll reset you AND your career
I'll make it so Edge with beat you with a spear
[Marty Jannetty]
Well, Mr. W
Do you seem ready to rumble?
My moves feel like a football fumble!
Your computers are lame
IPad 3's and iPad 2's are the same
You can't Rap
And if you did, you'd lose
So don't even choose
[Steve Jobs]
You may have beaten Mr. Wozinak
But can you handle Steve Jobs?
My d**h could have created mobs!
I'm the famous tech god
What are you? NOTHING!
Why? Because my career became something!
WHO WON?
YOU CHOOSE!