RAP WARZ
Ganon
VS
Mr. Spock
Spock:
The most illogical thing has happened to you!
What are you?!
The puke of Mewtwo?!
Why don't you go to Herule
To sit there and drool?!
Everyone knows
The Vulcan makes the Number One Rule!
Ganon:
What's the No.1 Rule?
"Never argue with a gaming sensation"?
I dominate the Super Smash Bros. Brawl Nation!
I have magic
That will screw the Next Generation!
So Listen...
I am Ganon
Not some ordinary fanon
Spock:
You're hideous
You make a Klingon cry
I'm going to blast you
So I can watch you die
I'll beat you like Link and
Force-feed you Zinc
You won't live long or even prosper
I'll pound you like Donkey Kong
So go back to your Zeldanapping...
Ganon:
ZELDANAPPING!
I'm TOO BUSY RAPPING!
Why don't you go back to your Star Trekking?
Don't call Mr. Sulu
He's watching "Supah Ninjas" on Hulu
Captain Kirk's a wimp
And with my magical powers
I'll twist you into gimp
WHO WON?
IT'S UP TO YOU TO CHOOSE!