I backed my Chevrolet out the driveway straight to the station Filled it up with gas, grabbed a bag of ice, a Mountain Dew and a Slim Jim Oh, and a couple of ice cold beers too And I swung a little gravel rock, burnin' out that parking lot Found a long dirt road and the perfect river spot And broke out them beach chains And we sat down right there and I pulled out my guitar Started strumming on it I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing With my toes tapping in the sand She sang along, just me and my baby humming Nothing, nothing like just doing Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo) Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo) While she was skippin' rocks, grabbed my seat And I was poppin' tops and I popped a string sponsored links Yeah man that sun must've been a hundred degrees Oh but we had a cold river at our feet, (?) I'm in a cool cool breeze
We were (?) without our eyes closed, Neither one of us was sayin' a word Nah, we weren't sayin' a word, we were just a-touchin' toes Every now and then, she gave me a smile It was beer thirty all day long, all day long I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing With my toes tapping in the sand She sang along, just me and my baby humming Nothing, nothing like just doing Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo) Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo) I wrote a song 'bout absolutely nothing Singin' nah nah nah nah nah nah nah She sang along, just me and my baby humming Nothing, nothing like just doing Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo) Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo) Absolutely nothing (woo-hoo-hoo) Absolutely (woo-hoo-hoo) nothing