(Verse 1)
I've got a page, got a profile and my 5000 friends
Come up from the depths so fast that I've got the bends
Fifteen minutes ago I was nobody's fool
Don't you think that selfie makes me look real cool
I've got my band together, we've got all the moves
We know the algorithms even if we got no grooves
I just shared I just boosted I tagged and I twitched
So please won't you why won't you why won't you like me?
(Chorus)
Like Me! Is it so much to ask?
Like Me! In between your multi-task
Like Me! See that opposable thumb?
Like Me! It's blue and its true so spare me a crumb
Spare me a crumb
I'll check back every minute
I'll check back every minute
I know I'm going to win it
I know I'm going to win it
So why won't you, won't you like me?
(Verse 2)
I'm getting a round-eyed stare with those hi-def pixels
The fog is clearing away, after all it's about, it's about what sells
No sacred cows to eat, no codes to defy
Just don't ever take away my free wi-fi
I'm saving my fingers from all those messy inversions
I'd rather get them dirty with photo-filter, photo-filter decisions
I just shared, I just boosted I tagged and I twitched
So please won't you, why won't you why won't you like me?
(Chorus)
Like Me! Is it so much to ask?
Like Me! In between your multi-task
Like Me! See that opposable thumb?
Like Me! It's blue and its true so spare me a crumb
Spare me a crumb
I'll check back every minute
I'll check back every minute
I know I'm going to win it
I know I'm going to win it
So why won't you, won't you like me?
(Bridge)
Somebody pinched my screen!
I'm afraid I'll soon be catatonic
I got the jitters got the bugs
From under my feet, you pull those rugs
Oh this stillness is cacophonic
And how, will you like me?
(Chorus)
Like Me! Is it so much to ask?
Like Me! In between your multi-task
Like Me! See that opposable thumb?
Like Me! It's blue and its true so spare me a crumb
Spare me a crumb
I'll check back every minute
I'll check back every minute
I know I'm going to win it
I know I'm going to win it
So why won't you, won't you like me?
Like Me!
Like Me!
Like Me!
Like Me!