riding on that new river train
riding on that new river train
the same ol' train that brought me here
and gonna take me back again
darling you can't love one
darling you can't love one
you can't love one cause it isn't any fun
darling you can't love one
honey you can't love two
honey you can't love two
you can't love two, and still be true
honey you can't love two
darling you can't love three
darling you can't love three
you can't love three, and still have me
darling you can't love three
riding on that new river train
riding on that new river train
the same ol' train that brought me here
and gonna take me back again
darling you can't love bert
darling you can't love bert
you can't love bert if you lost your shirt
darling ya cant love bert
riding on that new river train
riding on that new river train
the same ol' train that brought me here
and gonna take me back again
darling you can't love jane
darling you can't love jane
you can't love jane if you're insane
darling you cant love jane
riding on that new river train
riding on that new river train
the same ol' train that brought me here
and gonna take me back again
well honey you can love them all
honey you can love them all
the skinny and the fat, and the short and the tall
honey you can love them all
riding on that new river train
riding on that new river train
the same ol' train that brought me here
and gonna take me back again
the same ol' train that brought me here
an gonna takeme back again.