[Verse 1] I wish that I could be as basic as you
Happy snapping filtered photos of food
Your small talk makes me turn to substance abuse
‘Cause you’re way more funny on a xanny or two
[Pre-Chorus] I’m never gonna be like you
I’m never gonna be like you
How do you feel under all that concealer?
Are you breathing?
[Chorus] I can be your friend
If we just play pretend
Fatal ’cause we’re femme
Turning boys into men
We’re getting high
On sororicide
Yeah, I can be your friend
If we just play pretend
[Post-Chorus] If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
[Verse 2] Branded with your feminist tattoo
But you plump your lips to look just like Betty Boop
Heather, tell me what is your father wound?
I hate that I just wanna look like you
[Pre-Chorus] I’m never gonna be like you
I’m never gonna be like you
How do you feel under all that concealer?
Are you breathing?
[Chorus] I can be your friend
If we just play pretend
Fatal ’cause we’re femme
Turning boys into men
We’re getting high
On sororicide
Yeah, I can be your friend
If we just play pretend
[Post-Chorus] If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend