Gordon
In case of nuclear war
Or ma**ive unemployment
Of drastic re-inflation
Or tactical deployment
In case of civil unrest
Follow me to the Artic Circle
They'll take good care of you there
Pre-Chorus
(Hello and welcome to Baffin) No matter what's wrong
We can all go along to Baffin Island
Chorus
Soon we'll all be gone – (Soon we'll all be gone)
The land of women and song (The land of women and song)
That's where we all belong (That's where we all belong)
No matter what's wrong with the world
There's always Baffin Island
Soon we'll all be gone – (Soon we'll all be gone)
The land of women and song (The land of women and song)
That's where we all belong (That's where we all belong)
No matter what's wrong with the world
There's always Baffin land
Verse 2
Join me in the frozen North
Turn left for the Polar regions
The food's good and cheap at the price
Try the Baffins out of season
Northern air can cure any ill
Guaranteed to relieve any ailing
You'll feel on top of the world
Pre-Chorus
(Thank you Baffins) No matter what's wrong
We can all go along to Baffin Island
Chorus
Guitar and Baffins
Pre-Chorus
No matter what's wrong
We can all go along to Baffin Island
Repeat 2nd part of Chorus x 7 and fade