He looks around the kitchen, and says, Something is really weird
And she says, Why do you say that?
He says, Cos you keep tryin' to get me out of here
He said, Ever since I been in this house
Your face has went from white to red
And remember when I first walked through the door
You acted like you had seen a ghost from the dead?
Then he says, Girl if you hidin' something, I'm gonna be so mad
Then he hears something fallin, he says, What the f** was that?
She said, It sounds like it came from upstairs, sounds like the plumbing
He said, Woman that sound did not come from upstairs!
I'll be damned if you're not up to something!"
He said, "Now the sound that I just heard, it came from this kitchen
And then he looks over by the stove, while shes easin' over by the dishes
And then he walks over to the refrigerator and pushes it back
And then he looks her in her face
Looks like shes about to have a heart attack
Then he notices the pie on the counter, one slice is missing
Now the storys gettin' scary, cos he comes to realize
That Bridget is allergic to cherries
Then he slowly looks up at her, and now her face is red as hell
He's breathing real hard, and movin' closer
She says, Hon, you don't look so well
And then he says, Move
She says, No
He says, Move
She says, No!
b**h move!
She moves