(ANDY:) Hi, Michael
(MICHAEL:) Hi, Andy. Thanks for joining us. Do you
Wanna ... you wanna sing a song together?
(ANDY:) Sure! Is it a sweet song?
(MICHAEL:) Yeah, it's real sweet
(ANDY:) O.K.!
(They laugh.)
(MICHAEL:)
In this friendly, friendly world
With each day so full of joy
Why should any heart be lonely?
(ANDY:) My turn!
In this friendly, friendly world
With each night so full of dreams
Why should any heart be afraid?
The world is ...
(MICHAEL & ANDY:)
... such a wonderful place
To wander through
When you've got someone you love
(MICHAEL:)
To wander along with you
(ANDY:) O.K., now take every second word! With ...
(MICHAEL:) ... the ...
(ANDY:) ... sky ...
(MICHAEL:) ... so ...
(ANDY:) ... full ...
(MICHAEL:) ... of ...
(ANDY:) ... stars
(MICHAEL:) And ...
(ANDY:) ... the ...
(MICHAEL:) ... river ...
(ANDY:) ... so ...
(MICHAEL:) ... full ...
(ANDY:) ... of ...
(MICHAEL:) ... song, Every ...
(ANDY:) ... heart ...
(MICHAEL:) ... should ...
(ANDY:) ... be ...
(MICHAEL:) ... so ...
(ANDY:) ... thankful
It's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael?
(MICHAEL:) Yup!
(TONY:) Oh yeah?! What's so friendly about it?!!
This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part in
This song! I'm just as big a part of the movie as
These guys are! And, and I will not sit back while
Some sought-after Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uh
Has his day in the sun! I think he's enough
Boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh
Sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!
(ANDY:) Is that O.K., Michael?
(MICHAEL:) O.K
(ANDY:) I don't think you have a choice
(MICHAEL: (laughs) O.K
(TONY:)
The world is such a wonderful place
Ha! to wander a-through!
Ah, when you've got someone you luh-huuuv
Ah, to wander along, ah, with yooo-hoooooo!
O.K., you go...
(MICHAEL:) With the sky so full of stars
(ANDY:) And the river so full of song
(MICHAEL:) Welcome back, Andy. Every heart should be ...
(MICHAEL & ANDY:) ... so thankful
(ANDY:) Thankful for this friendly, friendly world
Thank you, Michael!
(MICHAEL:) Thanks, Andy!
(ANDY:) Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!
(TONY:) Thanks for nothing! K, where's the girls?
They in a chopper? The guy's got a chopper, right?