There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's p**y
Seldom plays and never purrs, and I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's p**y
Often it goes out at night, returns at break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like, it's always nice and warm
It's never dirty, always clean. In giving thrills, never mean
But it's the best I've ever seen, it's my girl's p**y
There's one pet I like to pet, and every evening we get wet
I stroke it every chance I get, it's my girl's p**y
Seldom plays, never purrs, and I love thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers, it's my girl's p**y
So often it goes out at night, and returns at break of dawn, break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like, it's always dry and warm
I bring titbits that it loves, we spoon like two turtledoves
I take care to remove my gloves, when stroking my girl's p**y