[Intro: Quis & (Last Chance)]
Stripper (Last Chance)
Stripper (Let's get all the strippers to the floor)
Can I get my private dance? (Everybody hit the pole)
Excuse me stripper (Fellas get your money)
Ohhh stripper (Put your dollars in your hands)
Can I get my private dance? (Let's get it)
[Hook: Quis]
I can read your body language (language)
It's time or me to come approach her ('proach her)
Can we take this back to my place? (my place)
I got some things I want to show ya
Excuse me stripper
Stripper
Can I get my private dance?
Excuse me stripper
Ohhh stripper
Can I get my private dance?
Yea
[Verse 1: Last Chance]
I need a stripper song since everybody's got one
Went to the strip club to see some hot ones
I got one, I saw one, a hot one
God damn a top notch one
Dancing to that song by The Bloodhound Gang
You and me baby, what's that saying?
Now the song with Snoop and Nate Dogg is playing
It Ain't No Fun is all I'm saying
Can I buy you a drink? What you want, a Bud Light?
It's drinkability increased my visibility in the club light
What a night, what a sight
And them tattoos, oh sh** this chick's a dime
This chick is fine and she's shaking it or me
Decisions? My dick is making them for me
Make no mistake, it's fate for her to be with me
In VIP, no need to see ID
An a** like that, she's got to be about 26
A better a**? It don't even exist
And that smile too? Oh what a gift
A gorgeous chick, she said her name was Chris
Well my name is Chance, like take a chance
I know it sounds corny but no one understands
When I tell them that's my name, Imma take my chance
So Chris when can I get my private dance?
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Last Chance]
It's your second week here so I've been here more than you
I usually just come here for the beer and pool
But from now on, I think I'll be coming here for you
Wasn't gonna come tonight but I'm glad I made it through
The way your shaking, it is something that I've never seen
Body of a chick on the cover of a magazine
And we're chatting, can't believe it's happening
With all these dudes in here it's like you only dance for me
Not to sound co*ky but I am kind of cute
Not as fine as you but it is kind of true
And in exchange for the song I write for you
When can I get a dance in a private room?
Damn I can't wait to see you dance to this
And see the way you shake your a** and hips
And think about where Imma put my hands and sh**
It's mental overload, my brain can't handle it
I've been checking you out since you got on shift
Told my boy, ain't no chick here as hot as this
The rest are OK but this one's the sh**
She's legit, tell the rest to quit
Her face is a ten, her lips are a ten
Her a** is a ten, her tits are a ten
Her waist is a ten, her hips are a ten
From one to ten, this chick is a ten
[Hook]