I hate the way it smells, I hate the way it tastes
I'll take a pot of coffee, throw it in your face
Coffee shops s** sh**, let's burn em to the ground
Meet a coffee f*g and on his face I'll pound
[Chorus:] I hate coffee [14x]
Mrs Olsen I'll burn at the stake
Juan Valdez his sack I'll break
Coffee really s**s it fills me with such hate
The only thing thats worse is f**ing coffeemate
[Repeat Chorus]
We're all anti-coffee soldiers
We'll drown those hippies in a pot of Folgers
Cappucino and espresso too
if you like coffee then I hate you
[Repeat Chorus]