Beer sh**s!! Beer sh**s!!
Run to the crapper again
Will it ever end
I think I need Depends
I think I've got the bends
Beer sh**s!! Beer sh**s!!
Sliders coming through.
Farting fiery goo.
Spraying out my guts
This morning really s**s
Beer sh**s that's the pits!!
My sphincter's shot to hell
Beer sh**s that's the pits!!
I'm dying from the smell
Beer sh**s that's the pits!!
I'm puking out my a**
Beer sh**s that's the pits!!
How long can this last?
Drinking beer till dawn
Something's going wrong
squatting on the bowl
Fire in the hole!!
Beer sh**s!
The toilet's overloaded
Beer sh**s!
The septic tank exploded
Beer sh**s!
Castles and cheap beer.
Beer sh**s!
That combo should be feared
Been drinking for two days
The price it will be paid
Intestines start to churn
Will I ever learn?
Drinkin beer till dawn
Something's going wrong
squatting on the bowl
Fire in the hole!!
Beer sh**s!!