Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up, get it up, get it up
I f**ed Dolly Parton
I f**ed Loretta Lynn
I f**ed Barbara Mandrell
And I f**ed all of her kin
I f**ed Minnie Pearl
I f**ed Elvis Presley's little girl
I f**ed the Judds
I f**ed the Judds
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
I f**ed Willie Nelson
I f**ed him deep inside
I f**ed Elvis Presley
In the bathroom where he died
I f**ed Dwight Yoakam
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles
And he hollered when I poked 'em
I f**ed the Judds (He f**ed the Judds)
I f**ed the Judds (He f**ed the Judds)
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down
It won't go down
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay, yodel-lay-hee-hoo
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee
Yodel-lay-hee-hoo
That's how we do it
I f**ed Alabama
I f**ed the Oak Ridge Boys
I f**ed Randy Travis
With a 12 inch plastic toy
I f**ed the cast of Hee Haw (Heehaw)
I f**ed Glen Cambell
I f**ed him on a see-saw
Kenny Rodgers farted pearls
When I f**ed his big white a**
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up-)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My bo*er, my bo*er
My bo*er won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
My c*ntry bo*er
It won't go down
It won't go down (It f**in'g won't go)
It won't go down (It f**in' won't go down)
It won't go down
(Get it up, get it up
Gotta get it, get it up
Get it up)
(It f**in' won't go)
(It f**in' won't go down)