What am I gonna do? / My t.v.'s cable is out / I can't watch Playboy / I can't watch Matlock / What am I gonna do? / My t.v.'s cable is out / It's just something / I can't do without / CNN / Seinfeld / A&E, Melrose / Babylon, X-Files / Star Trek / Galactica!
No Cable! / No Cable! / No Cable! / What am I gonna do? / My t.v. cable's out / It's just something / I can't do without / So I'll pray to God / Both day and night / I hope my cable won't be / Out tonight /