Your pubes are on the soap 'cause you never wash em off
And I never say a thing
There's wrappers on the floor and you never do the dishes
And I never say a thing
Well
I'll move your bookmark to a different page
I'll let your hamster out of its cage
I'll call you names when you just left the room
I'll draw mustaches on pictures of you
Pa**ive vengeance
Pa**ive vengeance
No direct confrontation at all
Pa**ive vengeance
Pa**ive vengeance
No direct confrontation
You haven't got a job and you owe me for the rent
And I never do a thing
You always eat my food and you're hogging up the shower
And I never do a thing
Well
I'll put a scratch on your favorite CD
I'll tell your friends you watch CMT
I'll steal your change that you dropped on the floor
I won't tell you when I go to the store
Hey man
Hey
Where'd you go?
Uhh to the store
Oh well yeah I kinda needed some toilet paper. It'd be awesome if you could let me
know when you do stuff like that
I'll be sure to let ya know next time
You won't
You won't see this coming at all
You won't
You won't see this coming
Calculated retribution you will feel me indirectly
In retaliation justice will be dealt because I
Farted on your door handle (you got more comin')
I took a roll of toilet paper (no mercy)
I gave your dog diarrhea (you got more comin')
I threw away your phone charger (so take that b**h)
So take that b**h
So take that b**h
You had enough b**h
So take that b**h
You want more b**h
So take that b**h
So take that b**h
How could you prove it was me
That's called pa**ive vengeance
Pa**ive vengeance
No direct confrontation at all
Pa**ive vengeance
Pa**ive vengeance
No direct confrontation
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