Why is there a muffin in my mailbox?
Derpy Hooves!!!
Just derped in,
All wall-eyed -
Must be hard to see.
Mail
Hoof out
Time for delivery.
You notice that she's derpin
You know she's thinkin muffin
You know she's gonna run in
To that there table, baby.
Package, probably broke it
Stuffed up in the mail slit
Derpy's gonna bust her bubble behind.
She's a ditzy horse
Gonna fly off course
She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures!
She's a ditzy horse
Gonna fly off course
She'll leave you, leave you, wantin more!
Watch her derp
When she jerks
She eats it hard.
Some might gasp
And ask
If she's all that smart
Coordination's lackin',
Head she's always wackin',
You know she's walkin' smack in
To that mailbox, baby.
Package probably broke it
Tangled in the hammock
Derpy's gonna bust her bubble behind.
She's a ditzy horse
Gonna fly off course
She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures!
She's a ditzy horse
Gonna fly off course
She'll leave you, leave you, wantin more!
Like I'm Derpy Hooves
And you gotta get it together
Cause i'm goin crazy
And I'm droppin anvils like the weather.
And you think i'm nuts
And i don't really give a cuss
There you go,
Kiss me now,
Hah ah ah!
Bubbles on my bu*t,
Muffins yeah!
Woo! Woo! Woo!
Though I do not really know
What i'm talkin bout too!
Derpin derpin derpin
Eyes are crossed
La la la la la
Is this north
Or is this south?
Lala lala wooo-hooo!
She's a ditzy horse
Gonna fly off course
She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures!
She's a ditzy horse
Gonna fly off course
She'll leave you, leave you, wantin more!