[Calm Down! Down! Calm Down! Thats what I, wanna do] [You gots ta chill] Was the last words he heard Headin' out the door on December 31st 7 am, cause big worms for early birds Didn't wake his wife, didn't wanna worry her While she sound asleep in IKEA furniture Law wire fences protectin her from burglars Besides, this business is personal He done dirt for so long, he can't get no dirtier [Calm Down!] Is he still dreamin? Or is somebody singing, will he still leavin? Cause nobody is around so his ears must deceive him Open the garage and, jump in the BM Cuttin and speedin Drivin up the streets like swimming up a stream So hard to get through the cross town traffic It's ill enough to scream [Down!] Know what I mean [You gots ta chill] Na, he's disregarding every warning On a side of the road, livin way out of the margin Flashin his headlights Not stoppin at red lights A sharp left turn almost hit a kid's bike Breathe deep I don't need beep from the cops already Can't afford pullin up or gettin stopped, forget it [Calm Down!] With the car full of explosives Survivin' the slightest impact what are the prognosis? Not good so knock wood and spit over my shoulder Don't look bike tough I fell pity when its over Life's been hell ever since that letter in October Saying I'm fired but it was getting even colder When the doctor called sayin you ain't gettin any older You got numerous tumours in your stomach and your colon I give you three months and it might be prolong With the right treatment and a reason to hold on Off the records, probably job related
But don't waste time pressin charges, cause my bill who paid it? The company of course I'm here to the keep the work force Not well but affected and Well you've been selected By natural selection If it's less than you expected Sorry, official reason of recession You gots to go another way of I expressing Our gratitude, take these two when your depressed and [Calm Down That's what i wanna do, now Calm Down, That's what I, wanna do Down. Down. Aaaaah] [You gots ta chill] f** that I gots k** My boss and my doctor with his doctor bills Tellin me to pap some pills with three months left They never saw me in life but they'll see my d**h As he made another left He saw that big billboard that he helped design It made him wanna k** more Next, he saw them big-a** letters IKEA, king of the business centre He ran his car to the entrance of that blue and yellow building That still will be his d**h when the blewing finally k**ed him And then on the twelve o'clock news It was the war on terror and all hell broke loose He was a suicide bomber k**in himself and two more persons A guard a cleaner, injuring some clerks and the boss gave a speech To his people were he urged them Best thing we can to is just go back to work and CALM, DOWN [That's what I want, wanna do, down Calm Down, that's what I, wanna do] Yes, brought to you with the official, stamp of approval and quality from the waxcabinet DJ EmBee. Promoe, LoopTroop rockers DVSG's Tellin y'all to Calm Down, before it's to late, and you really calm down