[Verse 1]
Don't know what time it is. I'm happy bout it
I lost my phone. I'm happy bout it
Don't know who she is. I'm happy bout it
Bad to the bone. I'm happy bout it
Holy f**ing matrimony, (WOOO) I found my wife on top of the bar t**ng
Meet me at the altar in the middle of the dance floor
You'll be in a swimming suit, I'll come out of a manhole (WOOO)
Don't know how got here, wouldn't have it any other
Panty lover, Danny Glover, OK
Got her goose wet, (goose wet), whoody whoody whoo
She's a juicy fruit, I'm a loony toon
Pack of wild wolves looking for the supper
Shut the f** upper, pucker up lover
It's reported that four out of five people, mammal people
And they stupid
(WOOO)
[Chorus 1]
Now get the f** up (YEAAAAAOOOO)
Thank god I'm losing it (YEAAAAAOOO) x3
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[Verse 2]
I need to grab a hip, sh** maybe grab a thigh
Buzzin, Mr. Mosquito has an appetite
Jimminy crickets fist full of drink tickets
Blow the king kisses got bed bunk b**hes
Holy smokes wrote told ya so on a post it note
I'm coast to coast this year I'll be on the Oprah show
But currently I'm urgently pursuing surgery
Give me lobotomy I'll wake up in New Jersey
Miss Mississippi be yippee kai
Kai yippee yo M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
I solemnly swear that I'm a wild one
Eat, sh**, fornicate until the child come
Come, come one for all - where they come from?
Reality undone, party til the sun come
It's reported that four out of five people, mammal people
And they stupid
WOOO
[Chorus 2]
Now get the f** up (YEAAAAAOOOO)
Thank god I'm losing it (YEAAAAAOOO) x3
Blah blah blah blah blah blah