You can find me stiff! Like a samurai on a llama ride
Down a water slide, getting sodomized
I'm a wallaby, I'm the king of a colony
But the way I am whilin' out
You would think I just won the lottery
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Bling, gold chain, bling
I am king of america
I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it
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I would like that yellow bone girl in my office
With a little miniature giraffe and some chocolates
We can put a skyscraper where my garage is
Vator to the top, and give each other ma**ages
I don't give a f** about your opinion
I'm in a tub f**ing with a couple ticklish women
And I'm a gampo!(gampo) I've been so since the begginin'
And if you're thinking different I'll get to kindnapping your children
Yeah
Why you staring at me, like I'm from neptune
Drinking with my pet loon, in your dad's guest room
Every where I go, I get looks
Like you motherf**ers never seen a crook
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Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low(on the low!)
Tell em' if they curious they can all tag along on for the show(tell em this!)
Tell em'
I'm a gampo!(gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-oh
I'm a gampo! (gampo) oh-oh-ohwee-oh
I'm a gampo! I'm a fool!
Prof, your so rude and embara**ing
And they're so well behaved in comparison
PBR Poppin', Everybody Watchin', Yeah we're in public
Now we ain't stoppin
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Uncle Prof sit back and get sh**ty
While I unlock a big fresh pair of titties
King Gampo, fresh as a briz-ease
Sick as a disease/best in the cities
How my pinky ring got my shoes mad?
Lookin down at them motherf**ers like "Too bad!"
Similar to why my jeans pissed off
My whips so hard! got my dick soft
Candybreeze looking like a shellfish
I do what the f** I want! can't help it
Every where I go, I get looks
Like you motherf**ers never seen a crook
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Get dumb like me, we gonna get our shots on
I can knock your socks off
We don't need to talk long
Get dumb like me, you can ride the shotgun
Drinking till we talk wrong
Man I love this!
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I'm drunk climbing trees, dancing in the club
Buying alcohol for kids, man I'm getting love
All the Gampos take over the public
Welcome to America, where you at b**h?
We in public
We in public
We in public
Where you at b**h?
We in public
We in public
We in public
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