[Chorus: Stiky-1] What if I told you that I wanna whoop that a** tonight? Can you dig it? ‘Cause I wanna give it all to you What if I told you I would give you all that sh** that your girlfriends want? You can have it ‘Cause I'm hiding my love in you [Verse 1: Spose] I don't want to be too robust But you know what? Girl, you don't s** Plus, you read Harry Potter, I read Harry Potter Let's go halves on a daughter, pretty sure that I could be a father You heard the record so you know that I'm impoverished Bank account negative a dollar, you cool with that? I'm coming over Got me buying Dentyne Ice and lint rollers Plus you're pretty good at Jeopardy, and dumb girls are cool But at Thanksgiving, I don't want 'em next to me So I'm giving you the gravy, lady Groovy, that we were both born in the 80's Plus, my mom's all impressed ‘cause you're not retarded Got your own car, own job, own apartment Girl you must be tricked I thought when you knew the deal you would leave me quick But you got me saying: [Chorus: Stiky-1] What if I told you that I wanna whoop that a** tonight? Can you dig it? ‘Cause I wanna give it all to you What if I told you I would give you all that sh** that your girlfriends want? You can have it
‘Cause I'm hiding my love in you [Verse 2: Spose] Girl, I like that you don't have AIDs And that you cover the rent when I don't get paid And the dinner that you simmer saute Made it so I haven't been to Taco Bell in like days You know I'm a fan of ya Your booty make me wanna start a family up Plus you like Coheed & Cambria But you rap all the words to "Ante Up" We'll be at our wedding, yelling "Kidnap that fool!" I'm blazed so you let me take a nap, that's cool Previous to you, it was all fast food Sleeping on couches and shouting at rap dudes I wouldn't put it past you to pa** two Pabst Blues Do some a** moves while I make it rain gas loot In the meantime, I'll clean up this cat poop Sing it Matthew [Chorus: Stiky-1] What if I told you that I wanna whoop that a** tonight? Can you dig it? ‘Cause I wanna give it all to you What if I told you I would give you all that sh** that your girlfriends want? You can have it ‘Cause I'm hiding my love in you What if I told you that I wanna f** that a** tonight? Can you dig it? ‘Cause I wanna give it all to you What if I told you I would give you all that sh** that your girlfriends want? You can have it ‘Cause I'm hiding my love in you