[Verse 1: Princess Nokia]
Rotten apple to the core
Damn, I been a f** up
Getting picked for last in gym
I can't even do a lay up
Writing on my sneakers
Being sneaky with my teachers
Smoking weed under the bleachers
Cutting out and glueing pictures
Carrying my CD player
s**ing on a Now or Later
Sour Apple was the flavor
Scribbling on doodle paper
Trying hard to pay attention
But I have no real direction
So I say, "yo, f** this lesson"
Spark the leaf, my back is stressing
Who I am and where I'm headed
Cutting school and acting crazy
Foster care done got me crazy
Living with a crazy lady
Every day I'm always late
Puffin' on a skimpy j
Staying in my grandma house
Wasn't even far away
But I guess that's what I do
Making life more difficult for me and you
[Chorus:]
Bart Simpson with the sh**s
Ay caramba, man, you can go and s** my dick
Skating down the street, being mischievous as sh**
This as good as it gon get
Always cheat on yo tests
Don't you be like the rest
I ain't no teacher's pet
[Verse 2:]
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
If that don't work then
Deny, deny, deny
Looking to my future is like looking at the sky
Inner city orphan with my hand in apple pie
A liar, a schemer, a cheater, I do it all
I used to switch schools each coming fall
I skipped all my cla**es and
Still managed to pa** them all
Reading comics in forbidden planet
I go home to a place of fantasy outside my own
Always been a loner, never had a solid home
I really like Marvel 'cause characters look just like me
And women don't have roles that make them look too s**ually
I lie a lot from getting beaten and put off food, I'm not eating
Eczema so bad I'm bleeding, but I smile and keep it cheesing
A nerdy girl with nymphomanic tendencies
Everyone's offended but nobody here offended me
90's mami dressing like Aaliyah, quite apparently
I'm heavy with the theory, I move with the groove
I'm Black like Shaolin, I tang with the Wu
Africa, my guy, with the bantu do
I'm stupid f**ing crazy nuts, loose like a screw
See, I know my money, got raised by the Jews
I'm a New York Puerto Rican like a rough kinda dude
I'ma hit the barrio and eat some Spanish food
And sit in Central Park, I'm in a New York mood
[Chorus:]
Bart Simpson with the sh**s
Ay caramba, man, you can go and s** my dick
Skating down the street, being mischievous as sh**
This as good as it gon get
Always cheat on yo tests
Don't you be like the rest
I ain't no teacher's pet