(in sports, the international basketball league was busy last night)
(with 7 games on the schedule)
{phone rings}
(the cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)
(beating the bullets 108 to 99)
Talk
X-tv, turn it on
Michael, what's happenin'?
(the lakers had no trouble with the rockets winning 124 to 88)
U gotta watch this show that's on
Watch what?
I don't know what it is, it's crazy
(the nuggets just got by the nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
X-tv, turn it on
Alright, later
Later
(the super sonics devastated the jazz 136...)
So i'm walkin' down the street and umm..
This muthaf**a comes up 2 me and says
(yo man, u oughta let me have 50 dollars man)
(can u give?)
I said "ain't that a b**h? u oughta get out of my face"
(oh)
And he tried 2 rob me
(muthaf**er, mm)
And he was chokin' me, right?
Cuz, cuz he didn't have no gun
Do u hear that sh**?
Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-eleven
And they seen what was goin' down
They grabbed this muthaf**er, right?
("what's up man?")
Ripped an eyeball out
(ahhh! "f** him up")
They beat his a** so bad, change fell out his pocket
(u ba*tards, mm)
These n***a's are crazies
So i said "f** it"
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me, i figured i oughta hit jannell's house
I knocked on her door, right?
(mmm, oh)
I don't know what she was doin'
(oh, ooh)
But i couldn't get no answer?
She was doin' some wrong sh**
"jannell" i shouted, still no answer
(mmm, oh, oh)
I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'
(oh)
So i walked around 2 the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as i got inside, it hit me {gasp}
Damn!
I don't know what it was but it hit me hard
"uh"
Jannell's a rican, u know?
And them beans and rice is a habit at jannell's house, u know?
I grab my mouth, my nose and i just screamed
And then i ran
But jannell's house is real messy and i hit somethin' and i fell
That somethin' was jannell
(get off!)
I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving
And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds
Jannell can bob
She kicked my a**
Damn!
"oh god"
So i left and i went 2 glam slam
And slammed a few long island's
Uh-oh, one 2 many
Excuse me brother, better hit this alley
Phew! that was close
(yo muthaf**er, ain't u the one stole my money?)
Oh sh**
(yeah, that's u)
I gotta run y'all
(that's u n***a, come here)
(kick your muthaf**in' a**)
Ahh, ahh
Now what is this crazy muthaf**in' sh**?
Ahh, ahh
Man, did u see it?
Did u hear it man?
Yeah man
It was so crazy, that sh** man
Ha, yeah i know, i couldn't believe it
Ah man, but i tell u what man
I'm kinda wiped out man
So i'm goin' 2 get some rest man
Yeah, i hear ya
I'll see u tomorrow man
Later
Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya?
Ah, n***a
Ha ha ha