My eyes were the color of sh**
So i switched them for blue
My earlobes were fat so i
Had them each pierced six times through
My lips took up half of my face
So i switched them for small
I've switched plenty parts but it
Would have been simpler
To switch it all
Mister plastic surgeon
Please replace my face
I don't like its shape
It don't like this place
So tell me mister plastic
I'd pay you enough
That would be fantastic
Can't you carve it off