Bill Nye on the f**ing mic Bill Nye on a f**ing bike Einstein says he invented the bomb Like a lyrical bomb I'm a drop on your mom By the way, I invented the bomb To get back at the chinks Who k**ed us in 'nam (Bill Nye...) You think you know science think again motherf**er I can make a b**h out of chemicals and then I can f** her I can do it all: Math, Science and Arythmatic Hey Eienstein, E equals MC my dick [Hook] Bill Nye on the f**ing mic. (Bill, Bill Bill...) Bill Nye on a f**ing bike Bill Nye on the f**ing mic. (Bill, Bill Bill...) Bill Nye on a f**ing bike
[Distorted humming] I'm like the Bill Nye of science Oh wait, I am the Bill Nye of science b**h get the f** off[?] my face MC p**yhunter[?] on the case The quadratic formula equals who gives a f** That's math, I do science. There's a difference, you f** I know that doesn't rhyme, I don't have the time I'll Bill f**ing Nye, the science guy [Hook x2] [Outro] Bill Nye on a f**ing mic Bill Nye on a f**ing bike Bill Nye on a f**ing... mic Bill Nye on a f**ing bike Bill Nye on a f**ing bike Bill Nye on a f**ing... bike