( Moonshake )
A sixteen year-old virgin out drinking with his mates
A layman, with the key to the Pearly Gates
Signs his fake name in illegible scrawl
And a right-on type, the most ashamed of all
Just a working girl - schemes and misses appointments
Just a working girl - dreams and disappointments
A fishmonger who hasn't washed for a week
A graphic artist who rinses so much he squeaks
A butcher with knotted muscles and a potted belly
Medical students, alls schoolboy chuckles and petroleum jelly
The overalls of bricklayers on a Saturday night
The suits of glum professionals with midweek blight
The gla**es of computer freaks who've laid their software down
And the arses of accountants heaving up and down, up and down
A sales a**istant with his petty hand in the till
The gasman is collecting just one more bill
A headmaster with a Polaroid and a pleated uniform
The nightwatchman stops by quickly on his long walk home
Just a working girl - schemes and missed appointments
Just a working girl - dreams and disappointments
Just a working girl - creams and dull apartments