I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise
Our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat
We defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal sh**ty meat
Ronald had a dream when he was s**ing his mom's titty
He wanted to palm cities rockin his fall hoodie
In this heat, nah man he ain't no clown
He don't need another guardian to hold the f**ing place down
Ronald, i never got to say thank you
If you caught me at a KFC I never meant to hurt you
I tore down a thousand burger kings for talking sh**
Have em lost for words on some stephen hawking sh**
This cancer's got these little kids biting lips
If burgers k** then f** it im gonna die from it
Ill f**ing die for you ronald i hope you understand
Avoid beef and im taking your a** to pakistan
See if ronald mcdonald would have to run a bottle shop
Ronald would unload a couple shots on these f**ing cops
See mcdonalds is the finest china quality
That make your legs wobble a lava lamp holding socrates is
Less post modern than ronald, cause in a thousand years
You and I'll be gone but the patties keep flipping
The chicken is still delicious the living expense is limitless
So why the f** you eating salad b**h
See back in 48 was when I heard of this magic place
When the atom bomb crushed a small country in it's natural state
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
And reeled in any american chains with exceptional taste, but...