Say baby, y'know, you over here with a n***a, y'know. Why don't you uhh, hook a n***a up, y'know, s** a dick or somethin'?
(f** you trick I ain't down with s**in no dicks)
You know what time it is, you know you wanna s** a n***a' dick. Why don't you just go ahead and do that?
(Why don't you eat some of this p**y? You know ya down with all that.)
Nah I ain't with eatin' no motherf**in p**y. You got me f**ed up, just s** a n***a' dick!
(b**h, you like eatin' the p**y real good)
Nah I ain't with that sh**, check this sh** out
[Pimp C]
b**h, I ain't even tryin to hear that bullsh**
About what your ho a** don't s** and what ya a** don't lick
So you can get your knees dirty, ho
Or either get your ratchet a** out my f**in do'
Cause I'm Pimp C, I put a b**h in her place
Get down on your knees, I put my dick in ya face
Cause that's how the sh** gotta go, heh
With the average everyday South Texas ho
So b**h what's up with the s**in' action?
Cause my dick need that satisfaction
(b**h, you ain't even my type)
Yeah ya momma said that but she still got me right
(Ah n***a my momma don't even do that sh**)
b**h yo' momma s** a mean-a** dick
But I don't need ya anyway, trick, huh
Cause I'm so bad, I can s** my own motherf**in' dick
[Hook]
("I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick"
"I'm so, I'm so bad, I can s** my own dick")
[Pimp C]
Rollin' down the street the other day
Saw this fine-a** b**h, said you wanna play?
We went to her crib, straight in the house
Went in her bedroom I put my dick in her mouth, ha
I said you s**in' it real good, honey
Took my dick out her mouth started talkin bout money
Ain't this some sh** you ho?
Stopped s**in my dick to talk about cash flow
b**h you got me bent like a pole
Cause that sh** you sellin ain't gon' never be sold
So b**h just f** what ya talkin
Just s** my dick or you can start to walkin
Cause you're fine, but your face gotta go
That's why we rode down the motherf**in backstreets, ya ugly-a** ho
f** you ol' country-a** hick
Cause I'm so bad, I can s** my own motherf**in' dick
Ha-hahaha!
[Hook]
[Pimp C]
b**h you must don't know
That I'm Pimp C, and I'm the motherf**in...
Man, f** this sh**, I ain't rappin no more about these ol' chickenhead skanky-a** b**hes, but I'll tell ya like this:
Burt's so bad, he can s** his own dick
Chris so bad, he can s** his own dick
Bun B so bad, he can s** his own dick
Ron so bad, he can s** his own dick
Tang so bad, he can s** his own dick
Kye so bad, he can s** his own dick
Will so bad, he can s** his own dick
The rest ain't that bad, hahahahahaha!
Peace, I'm outta here