It's that time of year again Plenty of Christmas cards to send And the weather feels like twenty below Trudging through the snow to work we go. Chorus Christmas Grouch Christmas Grouch Yes, that's right I'm the Christmas Grouch Spend a lot of time chillin' in your dorm Nail a mistletoe to my common room's wall Maybe burn a fruitcake to stay warm Or a girl's kiss might warm me up Chorus Try and not get trampled buying gifts Get something nice for chums ya love Through movie bins you might need to sift
But a sock gift we're all sick of Chorus Short Solo Ahh! I, I can't stay mad It's just, it's just, I love Christmas The family, the friends, and the food Peace on Earth, good will towards men And all that other crap To a certain degree, I have no problem adding to the Christmas Cheer I guess I'm no longer the Christmas Grouch Christmas Grouch I just really like this holiday You'll need new source of bitterness Christmas Grouch Christmas Grouch Don't get me wrong, this season does kinda s**