Hey there, mama!, You sure got a flair
That baby with the $80 bow tie in her hair
Shopping cart filled with all you own in there
I see you dancing with them fancy shoes on
A couple of brothers, dressed to the nines,
Broke into Perlis to get their ties
Seers**er coats, pants below their derriere
I see they're dancing with their fancy shoes on
Look at those fellows with the portable hair
Yesterday, I swear they was bald!
Now, they look like K-Doll Miss Clarions
Soon as they hit the wig shop down at the mall
Get those fancy uniforms at the drug store
Heh-heh-heh, they got it going on
Four girls in bikinis just a bra and a thong
Dancing with their little b**bies showing, yeah
Wow, mama!
Guy on Magazine looks like they Dame Edna?
Flowered gla**es perched on his nose
Soldiers won't go near him, why do you suppose?
(Another voice)
I think he dances with the fancy shoes on
Everybody wearing those overtoed sneakers
Say they're airing out their soles
Baseball caps, straw hats, doo rag towels
A street flag flying underneath it all
Say today, there's something catchy on the streets
Oklahoma troopers sportin' new fatigues
I guess that means this season's color is green
They're dancing with your fancy shoes on
Let's go dancing with your fancy shoes on
Let's go dancing .. with the fancy shoes on