Dear poodiepie,
I hear you turned off the comments now and
I just wanted to tell you that,
I'm sorry.
You changed my life you know?
Forever.
And who's videos will I now spam?
Where can I get my self advertisement from
if its not from you?
And what's gonna happen to falcon lovers?!
All these questions
but no answers...
Poods where are you when I need you??
I'm too full of emotions.
So I wrote you this song.
and well,
I hope you like it...
Falcon lovers
yeah, uh
YOUTUBE ADSENSE
Raise your wings for the falcon lord
H-h-h-ows it going bros my name is pewdiepie,
or should I call you poodiepie?
Here's some hara** from a giraffe
you smell like a**,
oh can you feel that sa**?
You think turning off comments are stopping me
I have a master degree in snipery.
Watch me noscope 360 from a tree while I...
...pee
you may have 30 million subs
but I have 5
and none of them are scrubs.
ok maybe my brother...
and a couple other...
and my surrogate mother
My sniper clan got more noscopes then you can touch
I bet you b**h a** don't even like falcon that much.
Do you?
I love falcons so... yeah
Nooow...
listen up peeps
my face is in your mom's bu*tcheecks
I'm a human centipede,
givin' you creeps
Oh! what is this?
It's a great chocolate feast!
lasting for weeks
mmm, what a delicious treat!
Wait. wait this is not chocolate is it?
ugh, that's disgust,
ugh cut
Join my sniper clan today
I'll give you a free bj
Wait..no
Not liking p**y isn't gay
Do I look like I am Beyoncé?
What?
Who wrote this.
please like favorite and subscribe
I'll give you a bu*t wipe,
and maybe even a curcumsice
Just remember to forget to subscribe.
Wait. What.
Wait, wait a minute.
you're supposed to subscribe goddammit
h-how am I suppose to get subs if I can't spam his videos anymore?
This isn't over pewds!
This is not the last you've seen of falcon lord!