One. Then there'r two, maybe three vodka martinis
Go on, only two, ok three vodka martinis (one, two, three, floor)
Daily, I've been savoring the taste, I'm down to one less bottle in the case
It turned my wife into a b**h, and drove my car (beep, bop) into a ditch
But I still think that one more drink would put things in their place
Same as before only more liquor gets poured
Cheers!
Daily, I've been savoring the taste, I'm down to one less bottle in the case
I lost my grip on perfect pitch
It turned my shrink (beep, bop) into a snitch
But I still think that one more drink would put things in their place
Mix it with Stoly and I'll sip it slowl, I'm flying high when drinking Skyy
Pickle me neat with wheat and rye, I'll scoff Smirnoff till my a** falls off
Hanger One is a ton of fun, but it's a helluva hoot to drink Absolut
Grab the Grey Goose and turn me loose
Daily, I've been savoring the taste, I'm down to just one bottle in the case
Dunk that olive, I'll slobber and stab it, call me a drinker with a singing habit
I keep on thinking that all my drinking will put things in their place
I love the olive
I love the olive
I love to mix it dry
Mix it dry