It don't matter who or where you are, if you're on a bus, train, cab or in a car
If your nose needs picking then go ahead, don't flick the bogies eat them instead
Pick, pick, pick your nose, but don't wipe it on your clothes, pick your nose and eat it
If you're standing in a queue or in a shop and your nose starts itching and it won't stop
Go on and pick it cos it ain't rude, then eat the bogies cos they're good food
If you're out with you're bird trying to act cool and you're nose needs picking don't be a fool
Go on and pick it cos it ain't rude, then eat bogies cos they're good food